Monday, May 15, 2006

An article on Reservation

This article - courtesy 'The Economic Times'

ET has opened a debate on "Is Premji right to go against job quotas in
Wipro?"

As expected most of the posts agree with him...
here is someone who put his pt in a v diff way.. :))

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I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start
the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation
for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should
be
modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST
player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and
a
six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player
scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like
Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers
should
bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any
delivery
above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an
OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST
and
OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and
politicians (that can really help the country.. )

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the
ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of
being an INDIAN..

May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...

1 comment:

c2c said...

Pretty funny :) I've been seeing a lot of such sarcasting articles/ideas ever since the reservation fracas. I daresay we haven't heard the last of this issue yet...