Long long ago...when MGR used to be Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, the hero of our story was a henchman.
Currently, he is the chairman of around 6 engin(err)ing instutions...owns a dairy, sells bakery products and has around 50 acres of barren land on the Old mahabalipuram road....well, I am talking about J.P.R
Lets see how our hero starts off his day...
Morning around 6 o clock....he goes for a jog in his traditional outfit...white veshti and white shirt with Nike shoes...
an assistant jogs with him all the time.
7 o clock...comes back to the house...has tiffen and goes to the college administrative office thereafter...
his house is located in between 3 engineering colleges....he owns around 10 Mercs...all of them white...and he uses them to travel across locations..
8 o clock...all college students assemble at the 'Pandhal'...
this is where the fun starts...
our hero tries to speak english....but makes mistakes at the press of a button...
here are some samples...
I have two daughters...both are girls..
he explains a situation to the crowd when he was going by car and all the cattle and hen were crossing the road and he was finding it difficult to drive on the road...
he says "I driving car...chicken , mutton crossing the road, i drive car to all corner..."
Now, here's one more funny incident...
Normally, outside the computer labs, one finds an instruction "Please leave your shoes outside the lab"....one fine day, the students were in for a surprise...in place of the shoes, Underwear was written in Block letters!!!!
Around 12 o clock : One can find J.P.R going around the campus on a white Merc, ushering everyone to have lunch....
gets back to the office after having Lunch....gives punishment to students who have broken the college rules...
5 o clock : College closes for the day...and parents come to meet our hero...he likes being called as "Ayya"....he sits on the Diwan wearing a new pair of Nike shoes and a white shirt...
The guy who once reigned terror in the city is now the laughing stock !!!!
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Not sure what part of this is fact and what is fiction. Either way, I hope you don't get attacked by a gang of goondas anytime soon, though you seem to be asking for it :)
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